My Mind

Are you tired of all those dumb ass "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry prick who made you cry.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will bother you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use small words.

7. When you are sick - stay the HELL away from me until you are better. I don't want whatever you've got.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..I pledge it til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.

i love this simply bc it decribes my friends to a tee. its great.