My Mind

You might be from a small town if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used to drag "main."
5. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of
different police officers since you know which ones
would bust you.
7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to
State.
9. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.
10. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.
11. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
12. You still go home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
14. You had a senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after
graduation.
16. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
17. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt
backroads.
18. You think that kids who ride skateboards are
weird.
19. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
"snotty" when it is just like your town.
20. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
21. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
22. The people in the big citydress funny then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
23. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
24. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local resturants.
25. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walgreens.
26. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
27. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
28. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
29. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
30. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.

-Anyone who finds at least five of these that are true...this group is for you!

How hilarious is this? any one who grew up near a small town can relate!